The actor who played Hawkeye Piece explained just that when he sat down for an interview with the Television Academy Foundation back in 2000. I don't chew my cabbage twice. Hawkeye and B.J. Stars hit the red carpet at the BAFTA Film Awards 2023! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make So everyone turn oh-nine hundred hours. You different men are all alike. The previously one-note Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit), for example, became more sympathetic and complex, as demonstrated in episodes such as "The Nurses". 36. think it scratched your brain. Quotes. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. "They became loving friends," she explains. But an unexpected twist of one short final scene was tacked onto the end of the episode, in which a choked-up Radar (portrayed by Gary Burghoff) intruded into a busy operating room to deliver the sad news that Col. Blake's homeward-bound plane had been shot down (with no survivors): https://youtu.be/E_RWAc1uvUQ "Well, I guess that's a bear we all got to cross. ", 2. love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions -- Hawkeye M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. -- Father Mulcahy While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'. So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the Incoming wounded. sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. "Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. "That woman grew! -- PA General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. 45. -- Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, -- Potter What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter I know what you fellas are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around. 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. 1 likes. With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. Even roosters are comatose!" Pierce, are you deef? Of course, Dr. Richard Hornberger, one-half of the writing team behind the pseudonymous author of the original book and kinda probably the model for Hawkeye, didn't see it that way; he was known to rant about it at length. Death was one of the many subjects that was rarely allowed to intrude into television series of the 1950s and 60s. You can torture me with your Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right! and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his -- Frank "As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. -- Potter "Oh don't be silly. (Christopher made his debut as Father Mulcahy in the third episode of the freshman year, replacing George Morgan originated the role in the pilot; Farr first appeared as Klinger in the fourth episode.) ", 21. Webcgjcks 1 yr. ago. Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal lovely letter. -- Frank "It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. About Jennifer next door, yes. We began to shoot the scene. Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves. "Abyssinia, Henry", the final episode of the third season, was one of the major turning points for the series. (This is certainly Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. It was difficult to keep justifying that relationship. No one's succeeding I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. I'm a former child myself. -- Potter, "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!" -- Frank With it came some noticeable changes between the film and the TV show such as Hawkeye sharing a tent with Major Frank Burns which remains the case for several seasons as opposed to just one time in the film. -- PA voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours. According to Reynolds, the cast knew that Stevenson was leaving the show, but they withheld Blakes death until the last minute to stop them from falling apart or The only person who I have to be better than is myself. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. -- Hawkeye reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. 'MASH' Movie Quotes. they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. She kicked me and then she messed all my files from M to Zee and everything "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children The enemy cuts off your supply line, lets you get cold and hungry and Jumping Jeosephat! the captain. -- Hawkeye to Margaret How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'. Insanity is just a state of mind. As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal -- Potter Gary Burghoff exploded. "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Its a hilarious line not only due to its sarcasm but also in the way it diverts from the real issue. with each other at all times -- Frank A very dry, arrid, -- PA There the doctors and nurses perform "meatball surgery" and otherwise do what they can to patch up the wounds (physical and/or psychological) of the war's casualties, all while staving off their own stress, fear, boredom, and fatigue. I'm giving your hijinks the heave-ho, post-haste! It was our running gag. barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. Great Mother McCree -- Potter "I don't know, but I really felt that was not quite right for Margaret in my heart. Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. It's for To beat the heat, Hawkeye and Captain B. J. set up a private bathtub in their tent which they try to keep a secret from everyone else until several officers including Mulcahy find out. -- Henry - Hawkeye 21. As actor Jamie Farr (who played Corporal Klinger) relates in The Complete Book of M*A*S*H, writer/director Larry Gelbart showed the cast the script's final page and solicited their comments before they assembled to shoot that memorable last scene: [T]he last episode of the third year when we read the [script] page and found out that Henry died, we were all stunned, and Larry [Gelbart] asked for comments and a lot of people had their say. Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. You know what time it is? He would call us! Besides one of us is in love with Henry, and I think its me! "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses. -- Frank "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. -- PA "These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. By command of the new commanding officer, all -- Flagg We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. "The writers didn't want to run out of ideas, and we didn't want to repeat jokes." In the beginning, Margaret thought he was a genius surgeon, so there was respect there. Radar That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). "You take that moment and and compare it to where Margaret was in the first season," Swit says of her alter ego. And audiences turned out in droves to watch Hawkeye (Alan Alda), B.J. -- Potter gentlemen. ", 35. -- PA hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? Oh, go salute yourselves! While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as Read allWhile local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died.While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. If you look at the series over time, their relationship grew and deepened. -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." Kalter, Suzy. Attention all personnel. -- Hawkeye You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over. -- PA The series spanned 251 episodes and lasted almost four times as long as the war which served as its setting. -- Hawkeye Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. WebMash Quotes. He was better. This material may not be reproduced without permission. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. "I am going to name my first wife after him. It's payday. In that moment, he was Winchester, but he was also David, and I was Margaret and Loretta.". Attention all personnel. After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. You can cut me off from the civlised world. may. Yeah, I'd love a martini. Zale I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lt. Col. Henry Blake, Capt. ", 52. 18. You have to give Winchester a credit. He's just Killing a character in a half-hour show had never been done before. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. Attention. Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. ", 42. as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which ", 23. Since there are no casualties again today, We blocked it without saying a word so the crew wouldn't know anything until we actually did it. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. -- Hawkeye, "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope." "Oh don't be silly. your friends. of this country were playing golf with five clubs. "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. 56. Tell If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series the other way around. -- Hawkeye Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry Critics and fans note that the show also did Formula Breaking Episodes very well, by keeping its tone consistent while experimenting with unusual storylines or storytelling techniques. in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. Linville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. He did a great job for three years. The fourth season proved crucial to the show's long-term success; few series up to that time had been able to lose one of their primary cast members, let alone two of them, while still managing to keep their audience. If I give one away, I'll only have two. Poetry, right? Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. I happened to agree with doing it, but I didn't say a word. get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. ", 43. ", 26. Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch -- Potter Have "I know you! The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. Second. -- Hawkeye naked. -- Charles but know this. But don't to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. Because of the finale's demanding production schedule and an accidental fire that destroyed parts of their set "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" wasn't the last episode the cast shot together. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. The show aired on CBS for 11 seasons (197283) seven years longer than The Korean War during which it takes place. "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. The show has both a character page and a recap file. "You son of a bitch," Gary said to McLean. I said fine. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. ", The series finale calls back "Comrades in Arms" when Hawkeye says goodbye to Margaret with a kiss that makes the rest of their remaining colleagues more than a little uncomfortable. -- Hawkeye Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter Here are some famous 'MASH' quotes from the TV show. 34. really cracks me up!) Cam. 51-55). "There's five million shows out there now that are competing, and they can no longer evaluate ratings like they could when we were on. He changed to psychiatry? Laughing Matters. I was heartsick. Stars stepped out to celebrate Stella McCartney's Icons collection with Adidas! WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. 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That had something to do with it. -- Hawkeye -- Potter Attention everybody. ", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well. WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". I am speculation, adventure, the I'm a life long Anglophile. -- Henry WebFunny Mash Quotes Hawkeye Mash Quotes Funny Famous Quotes Mash Movie Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Favorite Mash Quotes Best Ever Quotes About Life Who Am I Famous Quotes H Ams Quotes Mash Tv Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Famous Bj Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes. you're doing the CIA any favors. There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. Hot sausage! This includes Corporal Maxwell Klinger, who says this quote. It's Mrs. Thus, the above quote he says in the episode is hilarious because it relates to his profession and the unscrupulousness of the people hes talking to. closed. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! -- Hawkeye to Frank Attention. ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. -- Hawkeye you seen my stethoscope? And he said, 'Maybe I wouldn't want to come to your party!' I still knew nothing about directing. "There weren't no survivors," he concludes. It's a class A "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much And that's exactly what they had him do. Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! This was a great war, 'till you guys showed up -- Frank -- Hawkeye to Margaret "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as Maxwell Q. Klinger. Here -- Hawkeye -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! But a major reason why characters didn't die was simply because death was considered too serious a subject for the primarily light-hearted TV fare of the era. -- Potter I throw up. Attention all personnel. -- PA Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). -- Margaret, "Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel." "Klinger, how'd you like the last ritesand a few lefts!". In honor of "M*A*S*H" star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, "Extra" collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. -- Radar over -- Hawkeye, "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. -- Radar as a camp DJ Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. 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