And youre really special to me. Thank you. You dont get it, man. Irrespective of creed, class, color, find those people. Its what every generation did before you. Netflix I missed that girl. "Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj" has come to an end on Netflix. There has been extensive research on how American Muslim standup comedy evolved through time, audience perception Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King TV Special 2017 TV-MA 1 h 13 m IMDb RATING 8.2 /10 7.6K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:21 1 Video 3 Photos Comedy In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 | Maturity rating: 15 | 1h 12m | Stand-up Comedy Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. I call my dad, he says Good job. What? Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. Why not? Because I dont give a fuck about any of my single friends. So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. So I start clicking around. I understand. Say it again. Its crazy, because we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us. Late at night on AIM, back and forth, back and forth You guys dont know this. He saw my vision board. Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. But the reason why I write about you is because I see you kept your promise. I was ride or die for you. Davis, what's up? Do you want it? Cool. Hey, stay for dinner. We just had br0wnies, but okay. Were sitting there at the dinner table. Youre a fucking idiot. And everyones like, Oh, the atheist prophet speaks! So this clip went viral, him and Ben Affleck. Youre Hussan Minhajj. With his new Netflix standup special, Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj proves his winning streak is no fluke. All rights reserved. This is fucked up. We put that in our car. I have a personality. Where do you think you got that from, dummy? with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Im about to pop a wheelie. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. Im JGL. Im pissed. Im livid. you move on to different chapters of your life. Do you understand whats about to go down? I was like, Yeah, you know, I decided not to go. I cant die. Let me know when youre in New York. To which I reply, abso-f*cking-lutely. Now, against the advice of my therapist I go on Facebook, because she has a public profile. A blank stare? Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 thats a small town my dad heard a buzz in the streets about this woman named Seema, my mom. 25. ' And I was like, What did you say? And shes like, I told my mom, Not again. How easy is my name? He has a little kid and Im not making his life any easier. All the time. Its a bracket with everybodys name on it leading up to the big dance. Look at that face. The pendulum swings back and forth for me. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King scores a 8.56 digit binge rating out. Door opens. So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. I get to the door, open the door, then I hear, Hey, Hasan! Shes sitting outside. You choked, right? I fell in love here. I should kill myself. People say, Wheres Bobby Jindal from? Thats where he comes from. Theres one mall in the entire area. This is the American dream. No one is. Its done. Alright, you guys are all killing it academically but I want you to know there is more to life than just getting into UC Berkeley. One kid was like, I know, getting into Stanford. Hes like, No, you have to live a life worth talking about, which is why Im making it mandatory for everyone in this class to go to prom. Im like, All 30 of us? Pizza Hut new big pizza sliders are here. But, but you have to write another original piece. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. What have you done? Im like, Have you heard of Pizza Hut? [laughter], Then he steps into the light, and hes shorter than I thought. [laughter] Youre not Liam Neeson. These cookies do not store any personal information. Thats it. I just think our fathers didnt download all the great dad software. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. How is this possible? She is the one percent. Put your head down. Get nine in a box for just ten bucks. I dont got to change who I am? The sad part is, I felt bad for being there. 30. Hasan bhai! And Im in full hover-hands mode, because I have no idea who this person is. Shes always like, Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. In the photo hes like, You had better get all As. Like, lets be real. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha, we get in the Camry, were driving to my fiances house. I hear the patter of her chappals. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons) On Tuesday night, Student Entertainment Events hosted its virtual Homecoming Comedy Show featuring Hasan Minhaj. Is someone sitting there? Youre never going to get married. And Im standing there on that doorstep. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! 78% - Critics. No beef! Right? The show bounces back and forth from upbeat, often physical comedy to quieter, more serious moments. Thats the price we pay for being here. Thats when I was like, We really are from two different generations. BMX bikes aside. All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike. There are no featured reviews for Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King because the movie has not released yet (). Mom and Dad was my Vietnam. Yeah. Never happened. Two years, three years, four years, six years, seven years I finally get a chance to headline a comedy club. Bethany, comma, enter. The night of prom rolls around. I hope you make up your mind. The Closer is Chappelle's sixth and final special under his 2016 deal with Netflix, with the other five being Deep in the Heart of Texas . "Homecoming King" blends soulful intimacy and wry satire, equal parts profound, illuminating, delightful, personable, and witty. Moms a ninja, Dads a communist? Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house, you had to pick up the phone before your parents. And now Im sweating through my suit. No more birthdays. The producer answers the door: Audition with me. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. His age is apparent throughout the specialboth in the cultural references scattered throughout (including a decent impression of the rapper Drake, several uses of the catchphrase YOLO, a mention of being #blessed), and in the way he youthfully leaps and bounds across the stage while telling his stories. I want to be Batman. Well, of course. Youre going to fight with your parents, and theres a finite number of hands you can play. Its Guantanamo of the mind. Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. Now youre like, Lets be reasonable with the bigots. What? And then he just walks back into the house with glass in his feet. Shes like, Hasan bhai, why dont you take it out? And as an elder brother, I felt entitled to that bike. I was like, Are we getting married? But for me, I was born here. Starring: Hasan Minhaj Watch all you want. In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. We can choose what we want to adhere from the motherland. And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. Im doing that right now. We can speak at home and outside. Oh, my God, these br0wn people Oh, jeez. Let me know if you want some tix. All caps. They wanted to protect their daughter. 26 letters in the alphabet, right? So, Hasan, be brave. I got on Facebook, I got super cocky. Whats up? And youre like, Everybody loves me. Its such bullshit, right? Dont just, like, go into it. Status updates, away messages, sub profile, Boyz II Men. Reply. You look the same. So how do I explain this? I wasnt very good. So one day he gets up in front of the entire class. Youre good. Father doesnt want us to go to prom. 10:50. Youre always stressed and always tired. Whoa! Anda juga bisa memberi kami like dan melakukan share ke media sosial sebagai bentuk dukungan terhadap kami, agar kami makin bersemangat menyajikan Koleksi Film Sub Indo. You have selective memory. Its like phones connected to the land. I heard you go, like, Ugh! I didnt punch you. Soul cycle, yoga, then Zee TV. I love you. I was like, Its about to go down. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Never happened. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. Phone Number (954)-871-1411. Its Jewish Yoda. I grew up here. And I know the older generation doesnt like those jokes. My backpacks open. Coming Soon. #its a small world. When you see someone from your past, all of a sudden, youre that age again. Look at how big his name is. The dream is for you to take, so take that shit. Be a doctor, get a house in the burbs, let them call them whatever you want. God made Black saints. Because of her, I got to marry the love of my life. Bethany, do you know why Im here? Brunettes? Im balancing the corsage. None of you guys are smiling. Not us. Everyones, How did it go? Youre like, Positive thoughts. No, its not happening. We sit down. Have you guys seen Real Time With Bill Maher? Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? What is going on? I realized, You dont give a shit about this person. I care about what she represents. Im picking up soda and Im like, Ah! Dont do that. Im going to live forever! Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes and I would drop the soda and it would explode. Look, Mom, Dad, lets just be real. Coming Soon. I was like, Oh, shit! I dont care about any of you and it feels great. He shakes my hand. Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Hey, um, long time no see. Nothing. Go. They love bottling them up deep down, and unleashing them on you later when its no longer relevant. Youre in college. Hello, who is this? Hi, its Alice. Because love is bigger than fear. I wish I could tell him that. Your email address will not be published. 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